Cooking for the Masses

For when you have to Cater for More than Just Family

For those who are interested I am offering an alternative. I have secured a fair amount of property in The Shire, including about 50 or 60 Hobbit -sized homes. As you can imagine, it's a tranquil and lovely place in which to reside. Life is filled with hedonism. And, of course, I generally put on an evening fireworks display. I still like to dabble in it.

People in the Shire (and all of Middle Earth for that matter) have a lifespan just like we do. But the fun part is that people commonly live well into the 140's to 150's. There is no such thing as old and infirm there. Most residents live their lives to the fullest until their dying day. Along with "first breakfast and second breakfast" it's a fairly attractive package. So, what say you?

Sign up below to reserve your place in paradise. Space is a bit limited, so speak up. Families are always welcome.